I Can Smell Your Fear

Wednesday, October 24th
Okay so, I'm going to post about this past Monday (22nd) and Tuesday (23rd)
The significant events of Monday include that of which occured just after FHE. So, after my role as FHE Father, 3 of my daughters and 1 of my sons decided to leave the Haunted Halloween Gingerbread House we made the previous week on my doorstep. Well, I heard them in the the apartment across the way, so I shoved the house in front of their door. When Morgan saw this, she came knocking on my door once again, and I answered, and next thing I know, she's trying to get me to eat a candy corn from the house that was now on the floor. I said "no" of course, but she said, "if you eat one, then I'll eat one." Okay, I was being totally serious, and so we counted to three to put the candy corn in our mouth. Well my candy corn had some peanut butter stuck to the end, so when I put it in my mouth, it stuck to my finger, and fell out of my mouth. TOTAL ACCIDENT! Morgan then proceeded to throw some Haunted Halloween Gingerbread House at me, and I was NOT about to let this go. I threw some back at her. It soon became a ten minute long war of throwing gingerbread at each other, candy corn, cookie dough, peanut butter, and somehow shaving cream got involved as well. In conclusion, big mess and it was all Morgan's fault. Also, my stairwell is dirty. Very dirty. See picture below of what I looked like.
Significant Events of Tuesday (Yesterday): Okay, so last night, Kellie, Chad, Christian, and Me went up to SLC to go to this haunted warehouse Halloween scare thing. To sum it up: scariest thing EVER! When we first got there in line, there were people in scary costumes, and their soul purpose were to scare the people in line. Well, they came up and tried to scare me, and of course I got scared, so one of the guys pointed at me and signaled all the other scary people to come get me, and then they all ganged up on me and got in my face and SCARY!!! i just sat on the floor and hid my face. Pretty Pathetic! I know...Also in the beginning they have like this things in the waiting room, and Freddy Crougar man comes out of the furnace and talks, and there was a scare with 'The Ring' girl! When we finally went in, it was SOOO scary! One of my favorite parts was when you go on this ledge and it's about a 100 ft. drop down, and the wall starts moving and starts tilting you towards the edge (then when you fall, it's just a mirror reflecting the way down)! so freaking scary! Another trippy part was when you walk on this little walkway down this tunnel that's spinning, so your mind plans games on you and makes you think that your spinngng, and it disorients you and confuses you so bad! I fell and tripped a couple times trying to get to the end! Also, this vampire lady really liked me...she said I was sweet! Even though she was referring to my blood, and that was kind of creapy. One of the scariest parts was when this clown was just in this room playing around, and then he came up behind me and and whispered in my ear and said, "I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" OH MY GOSH! I totally lost it and RAN RAN RAN! I was soooo scared!!!!!! There was also the scary "Saw" guy, and "The Ring" girl was inside. There was a funny part though. Johnny Depp's character (Captian Jack Sparrow) in Pirates of the Carribbean was there, and I was like "LOOK IT'S JACK SPARROW!", and he said, "NO!...JOHN SPARROW!" It was pretty funny! It was so scary, but totally worth the money. It was set up so well, and it was really cool, and it took about an hour to walk through all these mazes and crazy puzzles! WAY COOL! I want to go again HAHA, even though I was scared for my LIFE!!!